Santa v Evil Santa

Evil Santa hates Santa Claus and Christmas. For years he has dressed like Santa and followed Santa around taking away the presents Santa has brought. Many a young boy and girl has woken up in tears when they saw that Santa has not brought them anything, or even worse sometimes he took away what little they had got.

Santa knew about Evil Santa or at least he suspected his existence but it was hard for Santa to be sure for whenever he turned to look all he saw was a shadow, and he thought what could anyone do with all the toys and presents?

For a long time all those toys really were a problem for Evil Santa.

Where for Santa as the night passed his sleigh got lighter and lighter for Evil Santa his sleigh got heavier and heavier as he took boys and girls presents away. What was worse what was he to do with them after he was done?

For years that was a problem. In the early years Evil Santa just threw the toys away, threw them off a cliff or dropped them in the ocean but then he thought of an even better solution, he took them back to the store and asked for a refund. Some stores wanted a receipt. Sometimes he was able to get away with saying it was a gift but that was before he purchased the Super de Duper Copying Machine that would copy any bill in the world and create a receipt that would allow you to return whatever you wanted.

The Super de Duper Copier Machine was created for criminals but Evil Santa was using it to destroy the toy market and toy manufacturers. If every year half the toys came back and the stores could not sell them as Christmas was over then the toy makers would go out of business and their would be no more toys or gifts for children.

And this is what Evil Santa wanted more than anything. No more toys and no more children. Evil Santa hated toys because they made children happy and he hated happy children. Even more, evil Santa hated children because he hated people and he realized that if there were no more children soon there would be no more people and that more than anything was what he wanted. Evil Santa hated people and noise and pollution and traffic. Evil Santa hated everything and after all the people were gone he would be happy here alone, or at least without people. But you say what about Evil Santa wasn’t he a person, wouldn’t he grow old and die too.

Well certainly Evil Santa would grow old and one day he probably would die too but that would not be for thousands of years from now. Perhaps it was magic or perhaps he like Santa really was descended from a different species of Elf as some claimed, whatever the reason Evil Santa grew older but he only grew one year older for every hundred years of the humans.

He especially hated the humans for this reason. He hated seeing the coming and going, he hated the frenzy of it all and he especially hated the children. Which is why he hated Christmas and Santa Claus. Evil Santa hated everyone.

The Creation of Evil Santa

Most children don’t understand how Santa can visit so many houses in so many places in one night. Most adults don’t understand this. It seems impossible. He’d have to travel at thousands of miles per hour. But what most everyone forgets is that Santa is magic.

Everyone sort of knows this. After all how could Santa go down a chimney or up a chimney for that matter. How could he fly with toys or even fly with a sled and reindeer. There was magic involved there had to be. Which is why when foolish children asked, "How does Santa get down our chimney?" when they knew they did not have one, or it led directly to the gas furnace, and parents were dumbfounded and could not give an answer Santa paid them no never mind. In fact Santa did not bother to explain or give any explanations.

It was true at one time Santa had often come down chimneys to deliver toys as it was the most expedient route, but no one would have ever known for sure if it had not been for a bad little girl who had stayed up all night, but even so that was never his only method or even his main method of delivering toys, that was only the one method that people had heard of and knew about.

And so it became a tradition and custom to believe or state that Santa came down the chimney when in reality most everyone knew that in many cases it must be impossible. But then how did Santa get in? Well of course this no one knew and Santa was not going to tell. But when you think about it, then it is perfectly obvious. Santa was magic. Santa could fly. Santa could also walk through walls. Magically unlock doors, disappear, vanish and become invisible.

So why you might wonder did Santa if he could do all that, why did he ever use chimneys? Well, as was stated, that was in the early years, although he still sometimes uses them now when convenient. But why you might wonder would it ever be convenient to go down a chimney when it was easier to walk through a wall.

Well so it might appear but the truth of the matter is a little more complicated. You see on Christmas Eve Santa used a lot of magic, a lot more magic than he was accustomed to using, and even for Santa there was only so much magic at one time, so Santa tried to conserve and not use magic where he did not have to. Why use magic to walk through walls when he could simply come through an unlocked door, those were the days, the old days that is, or even when the door was locked why walk through a wall when it was far easier to magically unlock a locked door, or what was even easier and used a lot less magic, why not just use his specially made Mechanical Door Unlocker, for which no magic at all was required?

In fact that is what Santa usually used his Door Unlocker which also unlocked most windows and anything else that Santa wanted unlocked. It didn’t always work, sometimes a little magic was required, but most of the time Santas Door Unlocker was all that was

required. Santa had got the idea for the Door Unlocker years ago and had the elves make it for him and updated it whenever necessary, but since most doors still used keys that wasn’t too often, although the electronic locks of modern hotels had one year proved problematical.

Now all this of course does not explain the origin of Evil Santa, but it does lead into. For you see Santa had to expend a lot of magic energy on Christmas Eve. Some of that energy was used for his reindeer and sleigh to help him fly, some of that energy was used to unlock doors and windows, fly up chimneys or disappear, but most of that magic energy was used delivering the presents, and this is what led to the creation of Evil Santa.

Delivering the presents you say, what’s magical about delivering presents? and what has that to do with evil Santa? Well actually quite a lot, for you see no ordinary or even magical person or Elf, and many believe Santa is a Magical Elf could ever deliver all those presents in one night. It would be impossible even for Santa, if it were not for one thing. Santa had learned how to multiply himself. Where first there was but one Santa and one sleigh with reindeer and toys Santa could multiply himself over and over until there were 2,4,8,16…..thousands and thousands of Santas all at the same time all flying with their sleighs and reindeers, all flying into different cities in different neighborhoods, all at the same time.

And some people believe, well most people believe, this is what Santa looks like, a big fat white man with a white beard in a red suit, but this is not really true. Santa really looks like what you want and expect him to appear. So if you are expecting a big fat white man in a red suit then that is what will appear to you, if you see him at all, but if you are expecting a big fat black man with a white beard in a red suit then that is what will appear. Indeed if you expected a Chinese Santa or Indian Santa then that too is what would appear before you. This explains how and why the "look of Santa" has changed through the years. Different cultures such as the Dutch or the Germans or the English in the old days all had different expectations and all saw a Santa that fit them.

But these are modern times nowadays with things such as the movies, the TV and the cinema. The effect of the American English speaking culture has been so strong that most everyone now expects Santa to be a white person wearing red clothes. Not everyone expects this, but most do, which is why that is how he appears. But you must also remember that most everyone never really sees Santa at all. They think they do, but you must remember Santa flies at night in the dark with his reindeer and comes secretly into homes and delivers toys and is not supposed to be seen and most times is not, just slips in and out of a house, delivers the toys and is gone. So, most everyone has never even seen Santa at all. All most people have ever seen of Santa is what they see in the movies, or on a street corner or in a parade.

But some children might ask what about the Santa that is in the parade or the Santa that is in the store, aren’t they real? Well it is not entirely impossible, because as you know Santa can multiply himself and be in many different places at once. But when you

consider it, it is not really practical for Santa to be in so many different stores when his real priority is getting everything ready to deliver the Christmas Eve toys.

No one knows for sure whether or not some of those Santas might be the real Santa multiplied after all, but what is commonly thought by Santa experts nowadays is that those Santa’s are Santa recruits, people Santa has recruited to assist him with Christmas and help multiply his effect without necessarily multiplying himself. These recruits, if recruits they truly are help Santa by finding out from all the little girls and boys what they want for Christmas.

In return Santa gives the recruit a little of his magic presence, his magic self, to make the Santa process and experience seem more real. This is what is commonly believed although no one is entirely sure since most people were not even aware that Santa could multiply himself, therefore they did not know that Santa really could be in all those stores at once if he wanted to.

For this reason most people thought that the Santas in stores were not the real Santa, but you never can be sure for sure. In fact some believe that whether or not the Santa in the Store is real the real Santa has a microphone or a connection of some sort and can hear every word that is said so that he does he really does know what every child who sits on his lap has said. Or perhaps it really is Santa, or Santa’s spirit sitting there after all as one of his multiple selves multiplied.

This then returns us to the crux of the situation or the crux of the problem. What most people do not know is that Santa can and does multiply himself, especially on Christmas Eve. Santa multiplies himself so he can be in many different places delivering many different presents to many different girls and boys all at the same time.

And every year Santa does this. So that on every single Christmas Eve there are literally thousands of Santa’s and Rudolphs and Reindeers flying across the world all delivering presents at the same time.

And that is how it had gone on for years and years, until one year, something happened, and no one is exactly sure what happened, so there are many different stories. But that is the year Evil Santa was born or created.

Some say that Santa, one of the Santa’s was flying over a volcano when it exploded. In this version Santa was caught in a volcano explosion and literally fried or burnt to a crisp. Others say there was a solar flare that burnt Santa, still others insist it was cosmic radiation that burnt him. Others say he rescued a child from a burning house.

There are still other adherents who insist an evil villain shot him with an evil ray gun that turned him bad. It is hard to know for sure. It is hard to know what is true. Most people think that only one of these stories is true, after all there only needs to be one Evil Santa. But others think that maybe all the stories are true or at least some of them. After all more

than one Santa could have got burned more than once on different years. It is hard in this matter to be sure.

While it is quite true that when Evil Santa flies the skies there are hundreds and thousands of him about it is not sure whether these are a cadre of Evil Santas or whether these are just the one Evil Santa multiplied. For you see Evil Santa also had Santas powers of multiplication and can multiply himself, so it may be that there is only one Evil Santa who multiplies himself, or it may be that there are even more. No one knows for sure.

The main thing is that Evil Santa not being the original Santa is not quite as strong. In fact for many years Evil Santa was much weaker. He could multiply a little but not much, which is the reason most girls and boys still got toys, because Evil Santa was not strong enough to visit many of them. But over the years Evil Santa has gotten stronger and stronger and now he uses technology. Evil Santa says, who needs reindeer and sleighs when you can use jets and rockets and helicopters? Evil Santa uses all of these to fly from home to home and steal children’s toys.

For years Santa did not really believe in Evil Santa, at least he was not sure. He had a vague uneasy feeling, but he was not sure. For years Evil Santa being much weaker kept in the shadows and dressed like Santa and wore black. And since he was originally a part of Santa if he kept in the shadows he kind of disappeared and he didn’t really seem to be there, at least to Santa, he seemed to be nothing more than Santa’s own shadow. And that is how it went on for some years but slowly Evil Santa grew stronger and stronger and became meaner and meaner, evil and more evil.

You may wonder exactly how Evil Santa was created because we haven’t really explained that. At first Evil Santa wasn’t really evil he was just hurt and burned. He was burned and hurt so badly that when Santa called all the Santa’s back with his magic into his own body Evil Santa was too weak to return.

Evil Santa was left stranded out there unable to return. And later when Evil Santa became a little stronger he tried to return when Santa was sleeping but Evil Santa had been too damaged, he was similar but he was different, and even though he tried he could not come back. Santa didn’t know all this. He was sleeping at the time, perhaps he had a dream about it but didn’t really realize. For you see the way the magic worked Santa multiplied himself, his sleigh and all the reindeer, then they all delivered toys all around the world and then they all returned, and here there is some disagreement about what really happens because no one has ever really seen it so they are just guesstimating.

All that is known for sure is when all those Santas return to the North pole there are far too many Santas, thousands upon thousands. Some say when each Santa sees the original Santa they are reabsorbed. Others say that Santa is so tired after all the magic and deliveries of Christmas Eve that he falls into a deep sleep and pulls all the Santas back into him from his sleep. Whether this is really true or not noone really knows but one

thing for certain is that by the next day all the thousands of Santa’s are gone and there is only one.

Except in the case of Evil Santa, because Evil Santa could not return because he had been hurt and injured.

At first Evil Santa was just hurt but as time passed he became angrier and angrier that Santa did not look for him. He became angry that Santa did not rescue him. He became angry that Santa sent him out delivering presents and toys for little boys and girls in the first place. And as Evil Santa became angrier and angrier he became meaner and meaner and more and more evil.

But Evil Santa did not start off as evil he started off as hurt, and when he finally came looking for Santa because Santa had not come looking for him he tried to rejoin Santa or be reabsorbed but for some reason he could not. Perhaps it was too late, perhaps Santa could only reabsorb for so many days after Christmas, or perhaps it was because of what Evil Santa believed and suspected, he had been too badly damaged and deformed to be reabsorbed. Whatever the reason Evil Santa could not be reabsorbed and this made Evil Santa angry even furious. What was worse for some reason Santa could not even see or hear him. Evil Santa could be right beside Santa screaming at the top of his voice and all Santa would see is his shadow and all he would hear was a faint noise. Evil Santa became angry and wanted revenge.

What Evil Santa did not know, what no one knew at the time, and almost no one knows even now is that Evil Santa had shifted his vibrational frequency so he was out of Sync with Santa so that Santa really could not see him or hear him. He was out of phase more or less in a different dimension. For some reason he could still see Santa but Santa could not see him. Evil Santa did not know this then, and later did not care, but it did determine the method and reasoning behind the revenge Evil Santa chose.

Evil Santa decided if Santa did not know he was there, or did not want to know or did not care, he would make it so Santa could not help but know, and the method was obvious. Every year Santa went through a lot of work and energy to deliver presents and toys to all the little girls and boys. Every year all the little girls and boys waited for Santa and loved him because he brought them gifts. But what if Santa did not, what if the children did not receive gifts but received something awful, if instead of bringing gifts he took all the gifts away, and even burnt the house down? Then all the children would no longer love Santa, they would hate him for what he did, and Santa would finally know that something was wrong and Evil Santa did exist.

And for the first few years that is what Evil Santa did do, he took away presents and burnt the houses down. But it didn’t work, most people thought they lost all their presents and their toys in the fire. Many of them lost their parents or their children in the fires but they didn’t blame Santa they blamed Christmas trees that caught fire. They still loved Santa as much as ever, if not more, because sometimes Santa flew back and brought them

more gifts, or people felt sympathy and compassion for the orphaned parents or children and came to their aid and assistance to help them in their difficulties.

So it did not work. Everyone still loved Santa and Evil Santa was still ignored. Indeed Santa did not know that Evil Santa existed at all

It was then Evil Santa decided to change his strategy. Instead of dressing in black he would dress in red. He would make himself look and appear just like Santa but he would arrive after Santa left and take away all the gifts. He would leave nasty notes signed Santa and often he would leave in the middle of the room where the Christmas tree used to be a big huge steaming pile of reindeer sh_t. Because just like Santa evil Santa could make things multiply, even reindeer sh_t.

When people saw what Santa had done they became angry. They found the insulting notes. All the Christmas toys and presents were gone, in fact their whole house had been cleaned out and all that had been left is the note and the pile of reindeer crap. The notes said something like, "You have not received any gifts this year because you are ugly. Santa" Or "You have not received any gifts because you are a mean nasty miserable obnoxious child living in an illiterate ill tempered abominable family." Those are only a few examples. Evil Santa made the notes as he went and they were vile and mean and people did take notice.

And soon Santa heard. Santa heard that people hated him. That he was mean and evil for taking all their gifts. Santa was confused, he did not know what was going on. He couldn’t believe what he was hearing. And because Santa never really meets people he could not go up to them and ask what is wrong. Santa was supposed to be magical, invisible helping people, they weren’t really supposed to meet him.

At first there were only a few instances of these happenings and Santa thought they were probably only vandals and that in future years they would stop. But as Evil Santa became older and older he became stronger and stronger and the incidents became more and more frequent and worse and worse, and Santa could no longer ignore. Even though he still could not see Evil Santa he knew something was going on and that he had to do something about it.

(What is not well known is that Evil Santa was bound to get stronger and stronger, for being magical like Santa, he only aged one year for every hundred human years that went by. This gave him a long time to get stronger and stronger.)

One year, this year, Evil Santa planned to take away all the presents Santa delivered. This way Santa was bound to notice him and Santas reputation amongst people and children would be ruined forever. Evil Santa began multiplying Evil Santas and reindeers in advance so that he would not have to create so many on Christmas Eve. Although this was exhausting it would allow Evil Santa to create more Evil Santas than good Santas in order to take all the Christmas presents away.

Usually Evil Santa did not bother to bother to duplicate himself until Christmas Eve, or the day before. Because, whereas Santa had to spend the year getting ready for Christmas: having the elves make toys, planning his delivery routes, asking children what they wanted for Christmas, answering children’s letters, making multiple simultaneous appearances in parades and department stores, whereas Santa had to do all that advance preparation for Christmas, Evil Santa really did not have to do anything till Christmas Eve when he took the presents away and then returned them for cash in the weeks after that.

Whereas once Christmas was over Santa reabsorbed all the multiples of himself back into himself Evil Santa had to keep his multiples in order to take back all the presents to all the stores in the world using the Super De Duper Bill Replicator to copy and make a bill for any store in the world even he you did not have one. Because of course, since he had stolen the presents he did not have the bilsl.

Although it was exhausting maintaining all the multiples Evil Santa only had to do it for a few weeks each year starting the day before Christmas till a few weeks after, and then he could rest for the remainder of the year.

By returning presents that he stole Evil Santa had become a multi multi billionaire. He had jets, rockets, helicopters, a mansion to live in, plus copies of Santa’s reindeer. Whereas Santa had to expend a great deal of energy all year round Evil Santa could rest and enjoy all year long except for the two weeks following Christmas Eve each year.

Evil Santas New Plan and How Santa Discovered Evil Santa

Evil Santa wanted to destroy Santa’s good reputation forever. In order to do this he had to take away all the presents.

In order to take away all the presents Evil Santa realized he needed more Evil Santas than Santa had good Santas. In order to accomplish this Evil Santa began creating copies of himself far earlier than was customary. This created problems. There were too many Evil Santas around getting in the way. Evil Santa decided he should take advantage of the extra Santas by putting them in department stores and parades and poisoning peoples minds towards the real Santa.

Evil Santa sent out his Evil Santas and put them in stores, had them appear in parades and parties. They said mean things. Pinched girls and boys and made them cry. Told them they weren’t going to receive anything. There were a lot of complaints but because the Evil Santas could change their appearance just as easily as the real Santa, the Evil Santas would no sooner be fired than one of their doubles or copies would be re-hired as a new Santa in exactly the same location.

The Evil Santas were sly. They were nice to most people but were mean to the unsuspecting, said things under their breath that could barely be heard.

Soon Santa began to hear about the complaints. There were more and more of them. Most of the complaints occurred where Santa new he had not been. Santa multiplied himself and sent some of his multiples to investigate. When the copies of Santa arrived at the locations of the complaints of course the Santa that caused them was gone, had been fired, and replaced in most cases by another copy of Evil Santa.

The copies of Santa dressed incognito so they would not be recognized went to see the people who had complained to investigate. They were told how the Evil Santa that looked just like Santa had insulted them, had pinched them, had done something nasty and rude. They had been asked to describe them. But of course they said they looked just like Santa Claus. They were asked to take the disguised Santa to see the Evil Santa that had caused the complaint.

In nearly every case the Santa that had caused the complaint had been fired but it didn’t make any difference because they had been replaced by a new copy of Evil Santa. And although the people who complained said it was not the same "Evil Santa" they had seen, when they took Santa to see them, it really didn’t make any difference because Santa could not see any of them. That’s right Santa could not see any of the Evil Santa’s so when a person took the disguised Santa to see the Evil Santa that had insulted or hurt them they always said, "There’s Santa, but that’s not the same one. The bad one was probably fired." The disguised Santa would look where the person said the new Santa was and he would see nothing at all. He would say, "There’s no Santa there." The person would reply yes he is, he’s right there, don’t you see him? And the disguised Santa would say, "I don’t see anything."

When this happened over and over again Santa realized something magic and Evil was about. However he did not realize yet what and who it was.

Santa Set out to discover who is Impersonating Him All Over the World

Santa set out to discover who was impersonating him. But how could he discover that when he couldn’t even see or hear them. This was a problem. It took a while but with the help of the elves and some magic Santa was able to make some glasses that allowed him to see and hear the Evil Santas. Santa sent his doubles undercover to look for the Evil Santas and found that there were thousands and thousands of them, maybe even millions of them all over the world.

Now Santa had a new problem. What was there purpose? What were they trying to do? What were they up to besides creating bad feelings and suspicion amongst those who come to see Santa?

Santa decided to infiltrate the evil Santas but in order to do that he had to have his own Santas, the copies of himself pose as one of the Evil Santas. But how could he do that when he could not even see the Evil Santa unless he wore special glasses. He could not have the Santas children were coming to see wearing special glasses. It just wouldn’t realistically look like Santa. Santa needed the elves to make him special contact lenses.

This took some time as the elves had never made contact lenses before but eventually they were successful.

Santa now sent out his copies of himself, the good Santa, to infiltrate the Evil Santas and get close to them to find out what they were about. The good Santas went out, but they could not really get close to the Evil Santas. They could watch them but they could not get to know them. The Evil Santas all seemed to know each other, even when they had never met, but they could also tell who was not an Evil Santa and did not mix with them.

This perplexed Santa and greatly troubled him. What was worse the Evil Santas seemed to have all the powers and abilities that Santa himself had, as if they were a brother or related to him. Santa tuned into the Evil Santas. He modified the appearance and frequencies of his own doubles until they came closer and more similar to that of the Evil Santa, until finally, one of Santa’s own Santas disappeared right before Santa’s own eyes and Santa could not see them.

At that moment Santas own double actually became an Evil Santa right before his eyes, an invisible infiltrator in Santa’s North Pole trying to escape from him. But Santa was not going to let him escape that easy. Wearing his special glasses and using his magic Santa hypnotized and questioned the Evil Santa. It was then that he discovered the plan to steal all the Christmas presents.

The Plan to Steal All the Christmas Presents

By interrogating and reading the mind of the Evil Santa, Santa discovered that Evil Santa planned to take away all the presents of everyone. Evil Santa had jets, helicopters, rocket launchers and an army of Evil Santas to take away all the presents and even destroy and blow up homes.

Santa thought, I will make more of myself, I will double the number of Santas I create so that they cannot stop me or take all the presents away. But Santa soon realized that even if he did do that there were only so many presents, the elves had only made a certain number, and even if he doubled himself he could never double all the presents to replace the ones Evil Santa took away.

Although Santa could scarcely see the Evil Santa copy he personally had created, Santa found it really disturbing that the Evil Santa copy—that Santa had created-- had actually started as a double of him. How could this be? How could a copy of Good Santa turn into Evil Santa right before his eyes.? There was something about this Evil Santa that seemed really familiar to Santa. And then Suddenly Santa realized that not only was the copy of Evil Santa that Santa had created a copy of good Santa, but likely Evil Santa himself was probably a copy of Santa too. Santa did not know how, but a part of him that had gone wrong was and determined to do evil, was determined to do the opposite of what a good Santa does.

Santa had to stop Evil Santa. The question was how to stop him. Through questioning the "Evil Santa Copy" that Santa had himself created he determined that Evil Santa had already created thousands of thousands of copies of himself maybe even millions. In addition Evil Santa had bought jets, helicopters, plus made thousands and thousands of duplicates of the reindeer. Evil Santa had.supplemented his sleigh with the most modern electronics and technology, the sleigh had turrets, with self directed lasers, plus laser guided missiles.

Santa was appalled to learn Evil Santa had renamed Rudolph, Red Nose, and somehow given him the teeth of a tyrannosaurus. Evil Santa’s reindeer had spinning razors on their feet.. Santa had the feeling he was completely outclassed.

At first Santa had thought to make thousands and thousands of copies of himself in advance so there would be a veritable army of Santas on Christmas day. But he realized there was not enough time left and he could never make as many Good Santas as Evil Santa had already made Evil Santas.

Plus Santa was not as rich as Evil Santa. Santa could not afford jets and helicopters. He could never make enough presents to replace the ones Evil Santa took away.

Santa needed a plan, and at first he could not think of any.

Christmas Eve

The night of Christmas Eve arrived and there were Santas flying all over the Christmas skies. Unfortunately there must have been ten times as many Evil Santas as Good Santas. The Evil Santas were fighting the Good Santas. The Evil reindeer were snapping at the good. Santa had multiplied himself and was delivering presents. Evil Santa would arrive soon after and take them away. Sometimes Evil Santa could not even be bothered landing. He just fired from his sleigh with his rocket launcher and blew the house away. Evil Santas’ jets and helicopters were firing missiles.

This could not continue the Good Santas confronted the Evil Santa’s directly. Lasers blinded Rudolph. Red nose game him a bite .The Evil Santas fired missiles blowing Santas right out of the sky, shot with machine guns, dropped bombs and nets over top of him. Santa rearranged his teams to fly two by two. Rudolph blind could still fly.

Then Santa countered with magic and unleashed the powers of vertigo and pandemonium, confusion and inside out, the reversal of power, time and space so that he the reindeer and the Evil Santas were fighting between dimensions where children and adults could not be hurt, unless of course Santa should lose, as Evil Santa blasted him with the anti matter gun and the anti Santa destabilizers.

Santas magic no longer really seemed to work. Was Santa going to die?

Suddenly the Evil Santas lost their sense of balance and fell out of the skies, flew sideways and upside down. Evil Santas became confused, hesitant and did not know what they were doing. And while this was all going on over the midnight skies., Santa the real Santa, the original Santa, with blind Rudloph leading, flew out of the midnight sky black straight for the sun, faster and faster. And as he came closer and closer Santa and the reindeer began to burn. And still they flew closer until finally they were too close, and then they fell.

Santa and the reindeer tumbled, tossed, turned and fell what seemed forever towards the earth. Santa had been severely scorched and burned. His beard was burnt gone, his face blistered. But Santa could magically heal and as he fell Santa began to heal, and regain conciousness. Now he had to wait for just the right moment. He had to wait for the moment when his vibrational frequencies were exactly the same as Evil Santa’s.

Santa and the reindeer continued to fall. Santa could have stopped the fall but to do so would have been to use magic he still needed. Santa could feel it, he could feel the mind of Evil Santa getting closer and closer. He began to hear Evil Santas thoughts in the distance like noise getting closer and closer. Soon after he could hear some thoughts, he began to feel some emotions. And fast fast the emotions and thoughts were getting closer. Until the moment when the thoughts and emotions were as if his own, and at that precise moment Santa exercised his magic and he and Evil Santa became one.

It was never even a contest. For a moment, a split second really, when Evil Santa realized what was happening, he resisted. Evil Santa suddenly heard Santa’s thoughts and emotions coming closer and closer and then they were one. And Good Santa was much more powerful than Evil Santa had ever been. Evil Santa and Good Santa became one, Evil Santa was healed, all his pain was taken away, and Evil Santa was gone, and was happy again.

Across the night skies the Evil Santas became Good Santas and helped with the delivery of the presents. Santa’s doubles delivered presents to everyone. The Evil Santas were no longer evil and helped where ever they could, undid what they had done, took back presents and gifts they had taken away. Santa’s magic was strong enough that he was able to undo most of what the Evil Santas had done. He could even turn back time in isolated circumstances and return a house and home and family to the state they were before they were destroyed.

Santa set the world to rights. He had the formerly Evil Santas land their crafts, their helicopters and jets safely before being reabsorbed. Throughout the night the Santas flew across the world delivering presents returning homes damaged by the Evil Santas to the way they were.

At the end of the night the original Santa flew north back to the North Pole where all the Santas and reindeers followed after him and were reabsorbed. This year Santa made sure they were all reabsorbed every single one of them. He had had a feeling like he had a small sliver before, where something was missing, where something was wrong, now that

feeling was gone. Santa fell into a deep sleep. All the children and families around the world woke to find their presents and have a wonderful Christmas.

The battle of Santa vs. Evil Santa was over. Boys and girls and parents around the world were happy. Some people denied the battle ever existed or even happened. Others argued that it did and furnished proof. Still others argued Evil Santa’s relation to Santa was similar to our own relation to God, and that when we died we would be reabsorbed. Others didn’t want to hear this religious crap. Santa is imaginary they said, and even if he is not, this story is, and even if it is not, this story has nothing to do with God, or us or people being reabsorbed. Who knows?

Parents and children sent Santa letters asking about all of this but Santa never answered them.

You could send a letter to Santa asking about Evil Santa and Santa would answer you but he would never discuss or acknowledge Evil Santa in his response.